St. Patty's Day is nigh, and we here in Los Angeles aren't going to let cities with actual Irish communities have all the fun (suck it, Boston, Philly, Dublin, etc). Since no one wants to encourage negative stereotypes of Ireland like extreme religious devotion or massive bricks of dense, unreadable literature, you might as well start preparing your liver for Saturday's embrace of the positive Irish stereotype.  Grab a hold of your Guinness and shillelagh, and read our list of what to do in L.A. for the holiest of holidays.