Well, it's 90 degrees in L.A. for the third straight month so that must mean we're either nearing the apocalypse even more rapidly than we thought or it's Halloween. Let's go with the latter since it involves parties, candy, costumes and lots of booze-induced bad behavior. There are loads of events going on all over town between today and Halloween night, each an excuse to parade around in a slutty costume and act like a fool, so you better get on it. And because we care about you making the most of the festivities, we've put together this handy comprehensive guide to the best ones happening from DTLA to Santa Monica and that whole mess in between. So without further ado, here's the 2012 GofG L.A. Halloween Party Guide.