The Gathering of the Juggalos
Where/When Is It?: Cave-In-Rock, IL (August 8-12).
What's It Like?: You know how indigenous tribes have complex manhood rituals that require boys to survive horrifying endurance tests in order to prove their worth? I guess what I'm saying is, the Gathering is a little bit like sticking your hand into a glove full of
bullet ants. Just ask
Tila Tequila or
Method Man. The Juggalos have no loyalty, no morals, no exercise equipment and no fear (come on, what did Method Man do to anyone?
How High is a phenomenal movie). I'm just saying, I'm a little worried about what will happen to me after I post this piece.
Notable acts: ICP, pestilence, rape, herpes.
People There: Fans of The Insane Clown Posse. Did you not see the photo?
Pros: You will be the Indiana Jones of music festivals.
Cons: You are genuinely risking your own life.
If you're really somehow still interested,
at least read this first. Then find the website your own damn self.
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