Eating The Worm: True Stories Of Our Craziest, Most Absurd Tequila-Fueled Escapades

Here's one from Alex's circle of friends that occurred on a family trip:

"[REDACTED] got beeped up in the bar of a hotel his family was staying at during vacation, raw-dogged a 40-something-year-old divorcee, stammered half-naked back to the room he was sharing with his sister, somehow made it inside, stood over his sleeping sister, mistook her face for a urinal, and pissed all over her. He tells me the whole episode more or less spoiled the family vacation."

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