Eating The Worm: True Stories Of Our Craziest, Most Absurd Tequila-Fueled Escapades

Here's a tale from one of my girlfriends that happened in the Hollyweird Hills:

"Went to a really famous drummer's house with [REDACTED]. All they were serving was tequila on this really beautiful balmy night in the Hollywood Hills. So we just kept doing shots. Mika [later clarified as 'that gay singer. With the high voice.'] was there and like 12 other randoms... anyway, so the drummer has a wife and a mistress who like to partner up/switch places. It's winding down at 2am and everyone's still drunk.

All of a sudden someone screams 'JACUZZI!' and people are taking their clothes off and running into this grotto jacuzzi thing. The mistress looks at us and in her English accent proclaims, "this is the highlight of tequila night," removes her clothing and runs down with everyone else. The whole thing turned into a big weird orgy. Old and young people. Ooouuff."

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