The "Coroleone" (The Godfather)
This one's easy: tuxedo, red flower, cotton balls in your cheeks, and an ample amount of shoe polish in your hair. Make sure to save a little to draw on the wispy 'stache. Appropriate for any occasion, really, but if you really want to feel the part you might want to bust it out at one of our many awesome old-school Italian eateries, like Dominick's or Dan Tana's or Madeo or somewhere. If your dinner companion excuses themselves to go to the bathroom and looks nervous, get the hell out of there.
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