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Oh look, another naked baby statue on the bedside lamp! This is the original carpet from when the house was built in 1948.
Step 3) [For Tareq] Join the Young Presidents' Organization. It's okay that you're neither young, nor a president of anything, let alone have any discernible occupation, it's just semantics. Most of the YPO members in your area won't either and this will grant you a solid network of people for socializing getting in a golf date/referral for membership at Bel Air Country Club.