Twitteriffic Tweets: Jessica Alba's Birthday Was A Hit & Malibu Is Freezing

@samantharonson This pepto pill is fully lodged somewhere between my throat and my ribs. #followdirectionsnexttime 17 minutes ago via Twittelator

- @peaches_g Get to Malibu beach, its FREEZING, grey, windy and surrounded by fake boobed blondes with their guido boyfriends. #beachfail about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter - @brentbolthouse late night at trousdale was so much fun for @jessicaalba b day.. @steveaoki killed it.. dancing with so many old friends, yes i was dancing about 1 hour ago via web - @steveaoki HAD A BLAST DJING @JESSICAALBA BDAY PARTY! LOVE THE HOMIES @MARSHALLBARNES @BRENTBOLTHOUSE and my sisDEVON http://bit.ly/aGyhBm about 1 hour ago via Facebook - @mattavelli "Sometimes I like to jam both feet into one sock and pretend I'm a merman" less than a minute ago via web

- @StoneRokk You don't need them RT @iamLuLu: If a record label tells you that you have a hit record. What does that mean these days? about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter - @chelseahandler This is what chunk gets up to when I'm out of town. He thinks he's robert downey junior. http://tweetphoto.com/22418984 about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter