@alexmagnetic I don't care if you're seven. If you try to change the station when billie jean comes on, you're getting hit. Stop crying. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@SethMacFarlane Total douchebags really make me appreciate partial douchebags. about 1 hour ago via Echofon
- @stephaniepratt Pinkberry has whip cream now?!! Swirly whip sounds good!! 34 minutes ago via ÜberTwitter
- @iSHOWMYSELF RT IF YOU ARE GETTING LOOSE BY THE POOL TONIGHT! #TROPICANA 8 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
- @diablocody My mom just cut up a Chipotle burrito and put a tiny slice on a plate for me. I'm shocked she didn't chew it first. about 2 hours ago via web
@KimKardashian trying to get a cab in paper nail salon flip flops...not looking good! These are about to fall apart and I need to walk another block! 6 minutes ago via mobile web