Twitteriffic Tweets: Tonight's Plans, The Little Mermaid, & Traffic

@steveaoki LA UPDATE! @Dimmakevents tuesday at Cinespace tonight.. Chiddy Bang, The Pack and more.. gonna be fun times in LA.... http://fb.me/ASxQiw3G 2 minutes ago via Facebook - @SarahKSilverman Dear my ob-gyn: In the future could you not wait for me to be spread eagle to bring up last week's True Blood? 8 minutes ago via Twittelator - @LHearst Driving in rush hour traffic. 2 minutes ago via UberTwitter

- @joelmchale At the airport kid's play room w/my boys. There's vomit in 1 corner. It's all the kids want 2 play with. It's kind of like college I guess 40 minutes ago via UberTwitter

@spencerpratt "People r so pathetic," Kardashian, 25, Tweeted. "Y would I give some1 a gift w/ their money?" haha I bought all Heidi gifts with her money! about 1 hour ago via web

@JenKirkman Cashier at Trader Joe's randomly said to me, "I live my life around Little Mermaid". I can't judge it, I don't agree. I smiled + nodded about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@Jo_Castellanos Does anyone want to go a Jaguar event with Robin Thicke performing at 8... But you'll need to meet me there cuz I have another event after. 10 minutes ago via UberTwitter