3. I Don't Do Public Transportation

Let's be real, how many of you actually took public transportation coming to and from Brooklyn on your nights out? All of you? Yeah, it's pretty true that the L was nice. I mean if you want to wait on the platform for a bit, it's approaching the station in 18 months! To give you an idea of how long that actually is, it means you can have 2 pregnancies by the time the L is running again! 

With apps like Juno, Via and Uber Pool giving insane discounts, it might not be too bad in the end. Just take the freakin' cab.

[Photo via @jasonshander]

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