While some people consider the Kardashians to be the savviest socialites, we can't forget the OG queen of "being famous for no reason." Since the early aughts, Paris Hilton has been dropping some serious wisdom and it's about time somebody paid attention. After all, the heiress has been branding her name on lucrative lines since before Kylie Jenner got her first lip injections.

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