Adam Levine
As shocking as it is that the guy who literally wrote "She Will Be Loved," would (allegedly) step out on his Victoria's Secret model wife, what's even more shocking is how absolutely terrible the dude is at (alleged) sexting.
After a handful of Instagram influencers revealed their (albeit PG-13) exchanges with the Maroon 5 frontman, the world was confronted with the idea that the ripped and tatted-up A-list rocker acts more like a pubescent teenage boy when he slides into the DMs.
Obviously, the Twitter jokes abound, but we do hope Behati Prinsloo gets the very expensive apology she deserves.