Jeff Bezos

We can all thank the National Enquirer for leaking the private texts between billionaire Jeff Bezos and his news anchor girlfriend Lauren Sanchez shortly after the public announcement that the Amazon founder and his wife of 25 years, MacKenzie Scott, were getting a divorce back in 2019. 

Among the sexts heard - well, read - around the world, was the endlessly meme-able line, "I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon." 

As bizarre as the "alive girl" part is, though, the sentiment is... kind of sweet? (Please don't cancel our Prime membership, Jeff.)


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