When we find ourselves in times of trouble, who do we look to for inspiration? Jesus? The Dalai Lama? Whatever Kabbalah enthusiasts worship? Nah. We look to Gwyneth Paltrow. After all, GOOP is basically our bible, no matter how many medical experts or NASA space dudes tell us it shouldn't be because "we're wasting our money" and "putting our health in jeopardy." One thing lame ass PhDs certainly cannot advise us about? Throwing a fun and flirty fete! Of course, we seek guidance from the patron saint of trust fund babies for how to throw the biggest bash of the year for our chic inner circle! Click through for a few tips from the queen herself!

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