How To Throw A Party Like Gwyneth Paltrow

If you indulge in dildos that are worth $15,000 and stickers worth $120, you're gonna look like a total asshole if you never do anything for charity ever. Don't ask for gifts. Gwyneth probably doesn't. After all, what do you gift a person who herself is the gift that keeps on giving? Throwing parties in support of charities are a big trend in the rich community, or did you not notice on The O.C. that they were at galas like, every episode? Gwyneth often honors charities at her functions, but be sure not to make it a super depressing one. Choose something that rich people can relate to, like supporting affluenza or new squash courts for your country club. 

[Photo via @gwynethpaltrow...this is the closest post of hers I could find where she's being charitable]