Justin Timberlake On The Market, Who Should He Date Next?

by Chiara Atik · September 30, 2009

Oh man, couldn't they have stayed together for the sake of the dogs? Let's have a moment of silence for the death of another Hollywood relationship, this time and Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. Sniff sniff, very sad, cry my a river, etc. NOW! Who should Justin date next? As it just so happens, I have a few suggestions. Read them below and tell us what you think in the comments!

Natalie Portman

Pros: She's been in the business as long as JT has, and understands life in the limelight. They both like dogs, rapping on SNL, and their moms.

Cons: Natalie is definitely book smart, and Justin is...well, not dumb, but...Natalie's been published in like, psychology journals, and tours colleges giving talks on microfinance. Are they intellectually compatible? (ok, that was a stretch. They are both hot, rich, and talented, they would be a great couple.)

Britney Spears

Pros: We've already listed them in our "Celebrity Get Back Together Wishlist". Childhood sweethearts who grew apart, but were ultimately fated to be together? Can't beat that. They're both just talented country-kids, y'all.

Cons: You're never really supposed to get back together with your exes, you know. If it didn't work once, it usually won't work the second time. And we can't bear to watch them break up AGAIN.

Jessica Simpson

Pros: Well, she's sort of like Britney Spears! She seems like a nice kid. And she's really, really single.

Cons: I don't really think Justin Timberlake is ready to settle down yet, whereas Jess has probably had enough of the single world.

Kate Gosselin

Pros: She's independent, sporty, getting her own tv show, and can definitely take care of Justin while he licks wounds. Perfect for a quick rebound fling, and older women are hot, right?

Cons: I can think of 8 cons, actually. Not to mention her hair.