16 DOs & DON'Ts For Leonardo DiCaprio Now That He's Middle Aged

It's kind of bullshit that affluent men like Leonardo DiCaprio or even Donald Trump expect women to keep it tight but then they go and let it all hang out. It's also kind of bullshit to brag about it, like Leo did, and even worse, he did it to a bunch of models. These women have to skip dessert and spend hours on end in the gym for a living, along with staying committing to a ton of other beauty regimens. That's tantamount to a trust fund baby visiting an orphanage in Sudan during his gap year and bragging to the starving children about how he orders GrubHub every night and throws most of it away. Modeling really is a tough job because your figure and face are your most profitable assets, so to brag about your dad bod it kind of a dick move. Like, it would actively suck to live entirely in accordance to a really healthy and strenuous lifestyle, and then have a dude rub it in your face that he has a dad bod with the implied value that he's living the dream. 

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