Why can't the self-hating anglophiles just stay put in the UK? Not to name names, (Madonna. Gwyneth), but have some dignity please. If you're going to sellout, then get out, and stay the f*ck out!
Now we've been told that her Madge(sty) Madonna, expatriate pop star, magdalen, and lover of all things British is headed back to our shores. The love affair is over (with both Richie and Britain), and now she is looking for the lovely city of New York to accept her and her kids back into its voluptous bosom. Well let me be the first to say, we don't want you back. Yes we know you were taken by the accents, and tried to reform you image and get on with the whole British thing, but don't think you can simply waltz back in here announced or unannounced. Us discerning New Yorkers aren't such easy pushovers. Ruff!
[Gwyneth Paltrow, New York Girl...] ["You Are Sooooo American."]
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