This Bennifer Conspiracy Theory Is Blowing Our Minds...

by Stephanie Maida · July 27, 2021

Of all the wild things we've had to check off our Bingo cards this past year, the reignited romance between Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck has certainly been the most unexpected - and, considering everything else, obviously the most delightful.

Bennifer 2.0 has given us hope that soulmates can find each other again, that bad movies and even worse tattoos can't stop true love.

And while there's no denying the fact that everything in Hollywood isn't quite what it seems, this admittedly made-for-publicity relationship has got to be real. Right? Right?!

Well...

We might have held on to hope if the pair wasn't just spotted on a yacht for J.Lo's 52nd birthday. But now, all we can think about is this mind-blowing conspiracy theory that's just starting to make way too much sense.

As put forth by television writer Caissie St. Onge, consider this: Ben and Jen are remaking the music video for "Jenny from the Block" for the song's upcoming 20th anniversary.

Reader, it all makes sense. The shot-by-shot recreations of paparazzi photos, the YACHT SCENE. Back in May, Ben was even spotted wearing the watch Jen gives him in the music video.

I - ugh. It's all too much to bear. But, I'm hoping to remain as optimistic as St. Onge, who finished her prophecy with, "I believe the romance is as real as it was the first time, ok? I’m here for it & rooting for them. But I also want this video."

After everything we've been through, we definitely deserve both.