Are you downtown cool or uptown chic? Would your rather spend all night out clubbing or holed up in the library? Do you smoke American Spirits or some overpriced, obscure pack you brought back from Prague? Is your hair prim and pinned or lavender and half-shaved. Are you type A or type B? Here's the lowdown on the difference between New York's two most famous universities.

[Photos via @mars.bars_, @nyuniversity]