What We Learned About Cornell This Year Pending The "Email Incident"

Invictus210 December 2, 2009 11:35am:

Way back in ‘70, Cornell attempted to entice me to attend. I opted for a far beter school [as nationally ranked], The University of Michigan. After reading these messages, I chose correctly. Some of you ‘alums’ can’t even spell!

So, what else did we learn about Cornell after posting it's shocking email scandal?

-Cornell is a great school to look into if you are considering going into any career in hospitality.

-People that work in the tech department at Cornell have a lot of free time on their hands. Also, they are lacking in sexual creativity.

-The local mall really IS only a bus ride away.

-Cornell is turning into Pornell. Student journalists write published porn in the Cornell newspapers. No one complained.

-Cornell has a pretty decent cafeteria if you were wondering. Sandwiches and everything!

-Cornell has had a big impact on Modern Cabbage.

There's loads of information about this establishment just waiting to be discovered in our comments section. Have fun!