UPenn
I actually forgot this was an Ivy League! I know, you were assuming I would forget about Cornell, right? UPenn is also up in arms about people making fun of their Ivy League status because they sound like they're a...state school. Ew. And so you constantly have to remind people that you're not a Penn State sports fan, and if we're being honest, you're hardly a UPenn sports fan because all of your teams suck. But like I have said repeatedly, all Ivy League teams suck except for like, lacrosse, crew, and croquet. The only thing that really sets you apart from the other Ivies is Wharton. But that's kind of tainted because Trump went there, and he doesn't seem to know how the real world works. But that's the case for most trust fund babies.
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