Wearing Yeezy's to the Gym
I love Kanye as much as the next guy or gal, and I personally think that Kim's and his methodical elaborate takedown and ousting of Taylor Swift was one of the greatest gifts the internet has ever given us, but come on now. No tennis shoe is worth that much money to begin with, and if you wear them to the gym you are just a dumbass. I see you over there in the corner next to the free weights; yeah, you, in the wife-beater and baggy gym shorts with ankle socks and Yeezy's checking out your traps. You have obviously never been taught how to work out, or you would know that they are not meant to be workout shoes. You have just successfully identified yourself to everyone else in the building that you, sir, are a complete and absolute douchebag. Get some trainers like everyone else and a shitty cotton t-shirt you stole from your dad's closet; you're tryna get in shape not bend everyone else out of it
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