Sorry for the bad news preggos, but Forever 21's new maternity offshoot of its Love 21 Contemporary line is painfully boring. Observe:
Gray leggings. White tanks. Generic jeans. That's about it. To be fair, those jeans are $13.80. And yes, they look great for $13.80 jeans. But here's what you're missing out on, you baby-making, neutral-colors-wearing, future-haggard-fatsies:
So don't get pregnant. It'll make you dull and tasteful.
Too bad Forever 21 doesn't sell jeggings. Yet.
(Sidebar: As Boing-Boing points out, Forever 21 is one of the many businesses that prints "John 3:16" on their products or packaging [in the case of Forever 21, it's on their yellow plastic bags]. Boing-boing wonders if the maternity clothes are related to the missionary message; we're pretty sure the maternity extension is just because it's cheap to add elastic to stuff, and because dummies keep getting knocked up.)
[all photos courtesy of Forever21]