The GofG Guide To Accessories

In the competitive world of professional hotness/light socialite work, presentation is everything. The right clothes, makeup, and accessories are often the determining factor in whether your picture ends up in the Style section or on Look At This F*cking Hipster. We here at GofG feel your pain. So, when choosing your piece de resistance seems like an insurmountable task, breathe easy. Let our simple accessories flowchart ease your burden (burdens are bad for the back and often result in costly assistant-hiring). Good luck, and may you keep providing the world with your invaluable services...