For any normal mortal, a clutch often accompanies a night of debauchery. Whether it's a night out to a club or on a dance floor at a wedding reception, these strapless parcels are often indicators of a very specific type of big night out. Any other listicle would suggest you stuff your cute lil clutch full of mini-bar vodka and tide to go pens.

However, we know that you don't pump your body full of poison or commit spills that would necessitate immediate bleach. No no no. You are an atemporal goddess that floats through the streets of NYC with a faint glow emanating from her because you just care for your self with every damn decision you make. And we've compiled a list so that you can fill your going out clutch accordingly. Who knew your best life could fit in your palm?

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