Who would have guessed that the aspiring Jordan Belforts and Patrick Batemans of the world would become the latest advocates for workers' rights? This month, an informal survey conducted by junior investment analysts at Goldman Sachs revealed the "inhumane" working conditions faced by finance guys, including but not limited to 98-hour workweeks, sleep deprivation, and the deterioration of mental health and personal relationships. Pretty brutal stuff, even when you consider their way-above-average paychecks. While Goldman and other companies have taken note of such grievances, we'd like to address some of the other heart wrenching struggles plaguing the Wall Street bros. Hashtag, SaveTheFinanceGuys