Straight to the Heart
First things first. When hearts are still sore and wounds still open, we think revenge is the best platter to order off the menu. We hear it is best served cold; cold hearted that is. So order your beast of an ex this deathly looking treat, send it straight to his apartment door and sign the card with x's, no o's.
Donut with Syringe
St. Balmain,178 North 8th St., BK
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