Quesadilla
Going out for standard Mexican fare can be tricky. I can't be the only one who had made the mistake of trying to attack a burrito while wearing lipstick only to come out looking like the Joker. I wouldn't recommend it.
But, fear not, because pretty much every standard Mexican restaurant will have a quesadilla as an option. It's compact and clean, while still being totally customizable. Plus, quesadillas don't usually contain beans, which can bloat you and make for some awkward moments later in the date.
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