The Silver Spoon Tot
When raised between an Upper East Side townhouse, a chalet in Gstaad, and a pied-à-terre à Paris, why yes, a taste for the finer things shall come all but too naturally.
1. Mini Balloon Puppy, MCA Chicago Store, $14.95
Every child needs their very first Jeff Koons.
2. 3D Printing Pen, $99.95
All of their friends are getting 3D printers this year. But your tikes? No way. They have to settle for just the pen. You're trying to raise humble, respectable people here....
3. White + Warren Star Patch Cardigan and Legging, $275
For the little luxer in your life...
4. Asprey Money Bank Combination Safe, $14,900
To hide their treasures from their little brothers...
5. Hermes Game of Memory Playing Cards, $270
Keep their memories strong and their tabletops on fleek.
6. Roxxlyn Cases for their iPhones/iMacs, prices vary
Each case is individually made from the finest stones. Unique, just like your little offspring.
7. Personalized Cashmere Blanket, Ralph Lauren, $300
Every UES child needs at least a dozen Ralph Lauren personalized items. Stay safe and wrap up this classic.
8. Henes Broon F830 with Tablet PC 12V Kids Ride On Car Electric Powered Wheels MP3, Amazon $1,000
If you're worried your kid may not become a total brat...
9. Hansa Life Sized Emu, Amazon, $600 (Or if you're brave, this even bigger walrus!)
Most kids have stuffed Giraffes. Not your tots. Yours will have emus!
10. Superking Leather Rhino, Omersa, 2k Euro
For the kid that thinks plush animals are lame...
11. Cubelets, Modorobotics, $330
Because one has to keep up with the kids over in China...
12. Gold Figurines, Dwell Studios, $30 per figure
Average children play with Schleich animals. Your children play with gold figurines.
13. Areaware Bank, Amazon, $150
Start your little bankers off early and stylishly.
14. A Kate Schelter Watercolor, Prices available on request
To hang up in their bedrooms....all of them.