"The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts"... BLT Candles

by SUSANNAH LONG · March 4, 2010

    Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato Candles: These bacon, lettuce, and tomato-scented votive candles are kind of the most brilliant seduction tool ever. Instead of making your boudoir smell like a cinnamon sachet, a bouquet of flowers, or a bordello, why not go for something with proven appeal: the BLT.

    Burn the candles separately for simpler scents, or all together as a feast for your nostrils. Your beloved will float up the stairs to your bedroom, where you will recline, perhaps covered in slices of Wonderbread (as, alas, the bacon-centric website we got these from does not sell fresh-bread-scented candles as well). Then, friend, then you will truly feel loved.

    Also, for some reason, the tomato candle represents Passion, the lettuce represents Love, and the bacon represents Freedom. These will transform many facets of your life.

    [image via gratefulpalate]