"The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts..." The Neon Fanny Pack

Neon Fanny Pack. Do you need the perfect accessory to rock out at the next Gawker rooftop party? This should be an obvious answer. First, it's a fanny pack. Second, it's neon. Third, it's available for $8 on The Cobrasnake. If this won't get those media hipsters in a jealous panty-twist nothing will. Imagine if you brought some to share?Okay so these are actually sold out on the Cobrasnake, but a simple ebay search should satisfy your fanny-pack wearing ways.

"This fannypack features three neon colors, a black adjustable strap and a little leather Bagmax patch on the front pocket. This little number is perfect for holding two teddy bear hamsters, five dollars in change, half a peanut butter fudge power bar, or some pogs and slammers." [The Cobrasnake]