Bacon Bandages. Isn't it amazing when something feels offensive but you aren't quite sure why? Maybe since there are so animal rights-y people out there, it seems kind of wrong to have a fatty piece of meat pictured on your body, although it could be kind of fun to pop into a vegan cafe wearing one. You can explain to hippies that it is meant to be ironic. They love sh-t like that.
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