The Playboy iPhone Application. It's about time. Now that you can find where you're going at the same time as you listen to music, check the weather, update your Netflix queue and about a million other things...the next obvious simplification of life must be the ability to discretely read Playboy while walking down the street!
Now, at any time of day, naughty is right at your finger tips! You no longer have to print out pictures on the work printer (someone actually did this at my former job) or worry that the kids will stumble upon your smut. I'm just checking my email - please leave me alone! And yes, it's password protected from the snooping wife or girlfriend. Merry Christmas, indeed!