The Best Guests Come Bearing Gifts...Your Own Madame Tussaud's Figure

Your Own Madame Tussaud's Figure. It's hard to tell if you've made it in a place like NYC, a city where they hand out reality shows like candy. What better way to set yourself apart than commission your very own Madame Tussaud's figure? Join the ranks of celebs memorialized in wax, for an easy $250,000.

It takes four months to complete, but think of the hours you can spend admiring yourself once it's done. It's not vanity. It's art.