Gossip Girl Returns To UES, Chuck Bass Shows Us How To Get The Job Done

[Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick share an onset kiss. All photos via Getty] After spending the last two weeks cavorting around Soho, the cast of Gossip Girl is back filming on the Upper East Side. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester were spotted shooting scenes in front of the Met, while Meester and Ed Westwick filmed a different kind of scene. Everyone's favorite snooty, yet oh so vulnerable and misunderstood couple, Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass got all lovey-dovey while shooting a scene. Who cares, you ask? Well, thanks to these photos, we give you the Chuck Bass Guide To Kissing. Check it out... Step 1:  Make sure the girl knows you're going to kiss her. We don't need any more kinda sorta date-rape incidents!

Step 2:  Start lightly, then...

Step 3: ...Go in for the kill.

Step 4:  Make sure she can't resist the Bass charm (minus any illegal substances).

Step 5: Make sure she knows who the prettier person in the relationship is.

Step 6:  Walk away feeling like a motherf------g pimp. But beware of packs of wild teenage girls.

Step 7:  Leave her wanting more.

Bonus step 1:  Yeah, this is never a good look. Extra magic needs to be worked.

Bonus step 2: If you see her gossiping, make sure you're far away. Far, far away.

Bonus step 3: Sometimes you need to admit the other person is way hotter than you. It's a good ego boost.