Here's some stuff we know/can infer about the MOMsen: She is a girl about town. She goes to the gym. She hangs out with Zani Gugelmann. She cares about clothes. She is following six people on Twitter, at least four of whom are members of the Cyrus family. She maybe possibly had Taylor when she was like, eight. She's probably on a lot of people's MILF lists.
Here's some stuff we can assume the MOMsen is not: Conservative. Strict. Baking cookies on a Friday night.
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