Face Love Fitness: The Art Of The No-Needle Facelift

Instead of a needle, the girls use a variety of objects that vaguely resemble mini versions of things you would find in an actual gym: like squishy silicone balls that they rub around your cheeks. But first, I was treated to a cranial massage, said to stimulate blood flow in the face for a “washing from the inside out”. Heidi explained this to me as I leaned my neck into her kneading fingers, trying not to drool from total relaxation. Then it was time for the “workout”, which was the easiest workout that I've ever experienced. The routine consisted of a handful of eyebrow raises and exaggerated smiles while Heidi used her fingers for pressure point resistance. I was soon rewarded with a jade roller under my eyes to “depuff and detoxify” and a scalp massage that put my drool reflexes to the test one more time.