Just Give up And Go to Bed
You survived most of today and that is good enough for us. Reward yourself by eating your udon in bed and then passing out early. Who cares if you didn't have any human interaction today? Humans suck and you had a hangover so bad it would have killed a weaker creature. Remember, self care is always the best excuse to be an asshole. If someone asks you why you were off the grid all day, just tell them that you really needed some "me time."
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