Drink Water or Seltzer in between beers
So you may come off a little "basic" holding what one may think is "vodka soda," but really is just a seltzer. Who cares? Looking basic is probably better than looking beer-bloated. Having a water or seltzer in between breaks up the cycle and will slow down your chugging. You can also add a lime if you want to get extra fancy. Additionally, this will help lighten your hangover, and yes, you can thank us later for that one.
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