Wake Up Call
For some terrible reason, anytime you decide to get your life together and finally become the Gwyneth Paltrow prodigy you've always known you could be, moving up that wake up call always seems like the most natural step. To be a crazy happy, fit, salad loving person that makes others feel bad about their liberal wellness ways, you've got to act as such. Even if it means jumping out of bed when you really just hate the world and would rather write the day a rain check. After all, you've a meal plan to stick to, and juices to live for, so getting up could be worse.
RabLabs Tempo Clock, $180