Water Water Everywhere
After devoting yourself to transforming your body into a hybrid car, functioning solely on healthy buzzwords like clean, organic, proviotic - all internet research will point to the fact that you could literally be drowning in water Titanic style and still, apparently, somehow not be hydrating enough.
Next you know, your newest accessory will be a carafe, a pitcher, a water cooler even, forever full and at the ready. Of course, a subsequent increase in restroom breaks shall also be something thing to look forward to.