The 6 Slightly Strange Stages Of Going On A Cleanse

Now that you've made it five days deep into life sans processed foods, a veritable morning person whose schedule is stacked with workouts, for like half a second, you will be feeling so in tune with yourself, at peace even, that your little Tracy Anderson routine will turn Drew Barrymore. Normal people will probably just add a yoga class into the rotation. Sign up for a meditation retreat perhaps.

But of course, we're a bit too crazy to stick to the normal routine. So yeah, we signed up for yoga. But we also bought a cavernous, huge, standing amethyst geode. You know, for healing and stuff.