Night owls are better

Who the hell are bartenders and bouncers to tell you to "go home" so you can get two hours of sleep before going to your job in the morning? Who needs to make it to work on time when you can easily blame traffic? And don't they know that studies show that night owls are markedly more creative and intelligent than boring people who go to bed at a reasonable hour? Seriously, this is an actual study that was done! Trainwrecks Night owls also demonstrate more mental stamina and have an extra "burst of strength" at night time. Where do you think our ability to boot and rally comes from? Duh!

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