Sext with a stranger
It happens. You're now drunk and lonely and bloated from the boozy milkshakes. You can still get your rocks off. The safest, easiest way to do this is to open Tinder (the trashiest dating app) and just start sexting. 10000% no dude is going to turn it down. Then you can just block him and never speak to him again. Nice.
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