Get a tattoo that means something!
The more obscure the language it's in, the better. And the more it hypes you up to others as having good moral standing, the better. Get "be present" in Icelandic, even though you have a vice grip on the past. Get the Navajo symbol for "serenity" on your lower back, even though you're a complete and total head case. Anything that is completely inappropriate for a white girl who is Satan incarnate will do.
[Photo via @bangbangnyc]