Let's be honest: we're all probably on Santa's shit list this year. And can you blame us? It feels so good to be so bad. Sure, you don't deserve those Yves Saint Laurent boots from Jolly St. Nick, but it's better than coal. So with Christmas less than a week away, what's a bad bitch to do? No worries, it's easier to make it onto Santa's nice list than it is to make it into the Christian Louboutin sample sale. Check out some hacks to swindle your way into Father Christmas's good graces.

[Photo via @spiritualgangster, which you should probably stock up on]