I imagined worst case scenarios involving my ex and his new girlfriend

What if he proposed and she hasn't been able to post the ring yet? What if her ultrasound reveal pic is currently in limbo and I'm not the first to see it and I miss it somehow when it finally is up and I have to learn she's pregnant from a mutual friend who took his side who I happen to run into after not seeing them for four years and I haven't had time to react in the privacy of my own bed or rehearse how I will feign surprise in case any mutual friends do run into me and tell me the news????

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