Surprise, surprise. Peter Brant Jr., the 24-year-old socialite son of supermodel Stephanie Seymour and billionaire business giant Peter Brant, is claiming a serious case of affluenza to get off mostly scot-free after assaulting a Port Authority cop at JFK airport last year.
No, this drunken confrontation is not the one where he also refused to pay his cab fare and tried to make off with a mysterious white substance in his pockets - that was his little brother, Harry! How ever could you confuse them?
Today, according to Page Six, prosecutors at Queens Criminal Court assured Brant Jr. (who arrived alongside one of his gorgeous gal pals, Astrid Blomgren) that his case was securely on its way to dismissal. You don't say?
Well, we're sure those 25 days of community service he bravely faced have helped him learn his lesson. Or, you know, not. We mean, just hours after dipping out of court, he took to the 'gram and posted his first frisky selfie since February. Talk about unapologetic.
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